Our media! Oh boy, they have no limits!
They report covering slightest of the nuance in great detail!
Now if I was a reporter at AajTak, I would probably report something like this:
Abhishek tied 3 knots and all very tight! We heard he even proposed to tie the 4th, to express his commitment, but the pandit was against it and so was Big B.... of course, the Aish's ex-beaus we heard were consoled because of that as the 'bandhan' will only be 3 knots 'atoot' and not 4, hence they have a better chance of breaking it going forward and hence may be, just may be (this is just our speculation) they might get a second shot at Aish!
Abhishek ke iss bachpane se, Amitabh kaafi naraaz nazar aarahe the...Aur unke aanko se ye lagraha tha, ke woh Abhishek ko manhi-man koss rahe the... Aur kyon ki woh goggle pehene hue the, hum ye maloom nahi kar paye ke woh Abhishek se kis hadh thak naraaz the!
Ab kuch shaadi se judi khabar:
Salman khan ne humne suna hai aaj upwaas rakha hai...aur Vivek ne movies se sanyas leneka faisla liya hai!
Karisma Kapoor se jab humne sampark karne ki kosish ki, tho woh ghar mein nahi thi... par unke ghar walon ne Abhishek naam ke kisi bhi shaks ko pehechaan ne se sakth inkaar kiya!
Ab ke liye bas ithna hi...Abhi-ash ko (3 knots) atoot bandhan mein baand-ne waale iss din ki hum aapko lagathaar jaankaari dethe rahenge... Unke alaawa teen dukhi aathma-oon ka dil ka haal bhi hum aapko sunathe rahenge...
Tho dekhthe rahiye aajthak... sab se thaze...sab se acha aur humse koi nahi sachcha...!
